
 As you can see, I went to the Royal Physician this afternoon, and I am 
really unhappy with him.  The indignity of wearing this contraption is almost more than I can 
bear!  Evidently he does not trust me to 
not tend to my own injuries, so to speak.  
Well, I never!!!  There is a puncture wound in my paw and it's torn, most likely from the mean dogs teeth. 
Grrrrr! They tell me I will have to take antibiotics and wear this hideous get-up for 
two weeks!!!  Can you even 
imagine that?  I am absolutely fit to be tied. . . . . 
Seriously though, if I must endure this don't you think the Duchess should glue on some ruffles and lace?  Something more befitting a Queen?  If they call it an Elizabethan Collar then I think it should 
look like one.