The Duke and Duchess told me they bought a BIG present for me and it was in the garage. I got so excited I ran to see what it was.
Right away I knew it was a "set up". There was soap, and water, and a towel, and YIKES! It's a giant bath tub!!! Oh no!
It's not that I'm not grateful, but I have to figure out a way to get out of here fast!
Please let me go, please let me go, please let me go . . .