Friday, April 29, 2011
The Royal Wedding from a Queen's Perspective
I am sure you are wondering if I enjoyed the "Royal Wedding". Well, I didn't go. That's right. I did not attend. Truth be told, I wasn't invited. I know, I know, it's almost inconceivable.
At first I thought it was a mistake. You know, an "oversight". But when I learned that Tony Blair wasn't invited either I KNEW it was an intentional snub. So - not only did I not go to London for the wedding, I didn't even watch it on the television. So there Elizabeth!!!
However, I am a warm and loving Queen with a really big heart, especially for young lovers. So I send my warmest wishes for a long and happy life to the newly married couple. BUT - you can be certain -
I am not sending a gift!
(At least I got to dust off the Crown Jewels.)