has had a vintage hat. It is was all feathers, deep crimson in color, and quite fragile. She keeps kept it in the guest room high up on the dresser.
One day while sitting in her chair reading a book, something caught her eye. She looked up from her book to see. . . .
Somehow Mister Higgins had gotten up on the dresser, pulled the hat down, dragged it down the hall, and completely destroyed it right at the feet of the Duchess while she read her book.
Trust me when I say you should all count your blessings that you were not here at the time!
I am innocent I tell you! Innocent!
I wonder if she was more angry with herself or with Mister Higgins :)