Thursday, February 19, 2009

I Will Win This One

I am pouting this morning, for all the good it will do me. My new scanner arrived yesterday and the Duchess won’t take it out of the box. She says she is too busy getting ready for her trip and that I will have to wait until she gets back. I offered to open the box for her, but she just gave me that look. You know, the look that says “Don’t you even think about chewing on this box!” She will be gone an entire week, and when she comes home she will go back to work for 5 days. Then, and only then, we can take the scanner out of the box. Do you have any idea how long that is in Dog years???? It’s practically a lifetime….. Hmmmmmm… Maybe I can kiss up to the Duke and he can open the box while she’s gone. We could tell her we were just trying to do something “nice” for her. Yep. That just might work. Devious you say? That’s why I am the Queen!

6 comments:

  1. DO NOT CHEW THE SCANNER!!!! I REPEAT, DO NOT CHEW THE SCANNER!!

    but the scanner box should be ok.....

    safe travels to the duchess.

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  2. Laurie,

    That's good advice. I may be able to get away with destroying the box, but the scanner? No way! But that would defeat my purpose anyway because the scanner is for ME!
    Thanks for visiting!

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  3. Move away from the box...find some chew toys! Hope your Duchess has a safe trip to help out Super Duchess:)

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  4. LOVE reading from your perspective E.R.!
    Boxes are fun to chew on, but be nice because that scanner can present some wonderful images of you!

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  5. Far Side of Fifty -

    I have lot's of toys to play with. I'm just pinning my hopes on the Duke now to get the scanner out of the box! I'll pass on your good wishes to the Duchess, thank you!

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  6. W.O.W. Factor --

    You're right, boxes are great chewing fun. But I'll behave, I promise! Thanks for visiting me. :)

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